pinkhairthing

What do I do when my rmlp stops loving me?
signed,
freaking out in midtown

Dear Freaky,
There is no way in hell your rmlp stopped loving you. You are merely having a totally unwarranted freak-out. Perhaps because the moon is conjuncting your anus. Your rmlp could not possibly love you anymore, goddamnit, if you were made of kittens, gold dobloons and little chocolates. Now sit up straight, toss your head back and roar with delight, you big goatboy. The girl digs you.
Yours,
pinky bethesda