pinkhairthing

dear miss justification,

i just hacked into my roommate/life-partner's blog and added a
delightful commenting system. have i compromised her privacy? will she
still love me? do i have to climb up a goddamn poley?

awaiting your reply,

anxious in midtown

Dear anxious,
While I would never dissuade someone from climbing up a poley, I must say you have not crossed the bounds of decency. Privacy/schmivacy. It's not like you read her secret journal she keeps in her sock bag about all her other boyfriends or something. I mean...
Anyway, you seem like a fine boy, and I am sure she will be delighted with its pinkness, if a little sad by its emptiness.
Yours,
Miss Justification