pinkhairthing

We don't smoke marijuana in Muskokie.
We don't take our trips on LSD.
We don't burn our draft cards down at the courthouse.
We like living right, and living free.
*everybody*
And I'm proud to be an Okie from Muskokie.
A place where even squares can have a ball.
Something something something something something,
And white lightning's still the greatest thrill of all.
We don't make a party out of lovin.
We like holdin hands, and pitching woo.
We dont let our hair grow long and shaggy,
like them hippies out in San Francisco do.
*everybody*
And I'm proud to be an Okie from Muskokie.
A place where even squares can have a ball.
Something something something something something,
And white lightning's still the greatest thrill of all.
etc.
Muskokie, Oklahoma, USA!
by Merle Haggard
P.S. Prizes will be announced tomorrow.