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Ok, the sex thing was fun, but let's face it, sex with celebrities may not be as fun as we think. I mean, sure, George Clooney, but who has preceded me there? Has he ever had to deal with an ass like mine? Let's get real.
10 People, Living or Dead, I'd Like to Have Over For Dinner, and What I'd Make:
1. Tina Fey
2. Abraham Lincoln (He makes every list. Saved the union, freed the slaves.)
3. Albert Einstein
4. Albert Brooks
5. Jane Austen
6. Sarah Jessica Parker
7. Haruki Murakami
8. Lao Tse
9. David Blaine
10. Nietzsche

Dinner:
champagne
roasted figs with prosciutto and gorgonzola
baguette
grilled steaks dijon
grilled swiss chard stems
potatoes dauphinoise
salad of endive, red bartlett pears, toasted walnuts, goat's cheese
red, red wine
mexican chocolate cake with coffee ice cream
pistachioes, grapes, stilton with lemon
tawny port