pinkhairthing

Last night an ad for weight watchers came on and fergie said I could eat the food I want, not feel hungry, and still lose weight. "What the hell are you talking about??!!??!!" I yelled, alarming Dexter, and causing him to run over to the couch and jump onto my stomach." I am not eating the food I crave and I am hungry, you fucks!" Matt cooed something soothingly. "What the hell do you know about it??!! You are spreading nutella on chocolate cookies! Oh sure, now Fergie looking all pretty in a garden while I SUFFER!!!"

But I lost 3 pounds, and am even now enjoying (ish) fat free popcorn and herbal tea - 1 point. So there you go.