pinkhairthing

Over the weekend, the rmlp said perhaps the best thing I've ever heard: "So what if I'm stupid?!?! You have to love me, because...you said you would!" It's not like I called him stupid or anything, he was just having a moment in clowntown. The next day, he started a new game I invite all of you to play: Name your own 7 dwarves. No swearing, unfortunately, but you can be creative. Also, all but 2 names must end in Y.
Pinky and the 7 Dwarves
Oinky
Blinky
Forko
Chickenboy
Snippy
Punky
and Juan
Those are my dwarves. Who are yours?