pinkhairthing

So in thinking about the big move and subsequent apartment search, I made a spreadsheet with headings entitled:"things I want", "things I need", and "things I cannot abide". My friend Sara was like, omigod, let's all make lists! So this is the activity du jour. Here are mine, not apartmenty, just in general:
Things I Want
1. Peace
2. My motherfucking degree
3. A car that runs on water and emits cleaner air than what is coming in, with an interior designed by Kate Spade, like with cherry satin quilted ceilings and candy stripe vinyl seats and a glove box with gorgeous gloves in it. I want the car to look like a 1962 Mercedes. OK, that's really what I want.
4. My family and friends and their pets to be happy and healthy.
5. a cookie

Things I Need
1. Sleep
2. Rest
3. Fresh air and sunlight
4. someone to clean my apartment
5. sun on Sunday so we can have our motherfucking rummage sale and get all this crap out of my apartment.

Things I Cannot Abide
1. All the stuff in boxes all over my apartment.
2. Medical Report Writing
3. War protestors as terrorists
4. Fools, twits, fake doctors (see also 3. and 4.)
5. Aspic

And you?